Monthly Archives: January 2018

Touch Me

Posted on January 7, 2018 by

(Interior massage therapist office) TRISH Welcome to ‘Knead it Now’. Is this your first time with us? (Hair in a tight bun, wearing glasses and clutching her purse. Janet seems very anxious.) JANET Actually,this is my first massage ever. My … Continue reading →

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BLOW

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(Exterior Balcony. Slow, dramatic piano music is playing. Slow-motion video of a beautiful model with a blue-tipped tongue depressor in her mouth.) VOICEOVER For us supermodels times have changed. (Slow-motion Video montage of model in little black dress at various … Continue reading →

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Insecure Chimps caught using “skinny arm” pose at zoo mixer.

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After disastrous 2017, God goes back to the drawing board to create new “most evolved” species.

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