It’s that time of year when we celebrate our nation’s independence from monarchical rule. Parades, Cookouts, and trips to the emergency room are what this country is all about. But after recent Supreme Court decisions, it looks like democracy is out and kings are back in. So, here are some 4th of July traditions that are likely to change in the future.   

Parades

Parades are an iconic part of every 4^th of July celebration. They’re a proud way to acknowledge the hard-won freedoms our nation enjoys. 4^th of July parades will continue in the future but don’t forget to salute the King as you go past the podium.

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The American Flag 

“Old Glory” has been a symbol of American freedom since 1777. Its design encompasses both our nation’s history and patriotic ideals. While the flag won’t likely change in the future it will need to be fumigated on a regular basis.

The Liberty bell 

The Liberty Bell was commissioned in 1751. It is a traditional symbol of U.S. freedom and independence, and it is said to have been rung at the first public reading of the Declaration of Independence in 1776. The Liberty Bell is also the perfect material to be melted down and turned into Trump coins 

Family Cookouts

Arguably the most famous 4th of July food tradition is the all-American barbecue, which brings many American families and friends together around the grill. Starting in 2025 all cookouts will be catered by McDonald’s.

Fireworks

No 4th of July celebration is complete without a fireworks show to cap off the festivities. It’s said that the tradition began in Philadelphia in 1777, with a ship firing a 13-gun salute to honor the 13 colonies. Unfortunately, July is also hurricane season, and we’ll need to save all our firepower to shoot at storms and anything else that upsets our King.

So, if you’re into monarchies or dictatorships, 2025 might just be your year! But if you prefer things a little less… dystopian, get out there, vote, and keep the “Independence” in Independence Day!